The Joy of “Unuseless” Inventions
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Kenji Kawakami invented the word chindogu to describe an almost-useful invention. These funnel glasses guide eyedrops right into a person’s eyes.
Have you ever had a fun idea for an invention but realized it isn’t that useful? Congratulations—you may have just come up with a chindogu! Chindogu, which means “strange tools” in Japanese, is the word for silly gadgets that are almost useful, like a solar-powered flashlight or a glue-stick-style butter dispenser. Why would someone want these barely helpful inventions? It turns out that chindogu are not made for necessity, but for the joy of creating something.
Japanese inventor Kenji Kawakami coined the term chindogu. Kawakami has created more than 600 of these gadgets.
Here are just a few of Kawakami’s inventions:
- Hay fever hat: a hat with a roll of toilet paper on top so that people can quickly reach a tissue before they sneeze
- Funnel glasses for eye drops: glasses with funnels that help people aim as they apply eye drops
- Fan chopsticks: eating utensils with a small, motorized fan attached to the end so that the person eating hot noodles can cool their food as they eat
- Umbrella shoes: dress shoes with little umbrellas on the end so that the shoes won’t get wet in the rain
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Kenji Kawakami demonstrates two of his inventions. At left, the hay fever hat dispenses toilet paper whenever it’s needed. At right, the sharp pins alarm clock’s snooze button is in the middle of a bed of pins, making it hard to press.
Kawakami came up with the concept of chindogu to challenge the idea that all inventions should be things people want to buy.
“The one big difference is that while most inventions are aimed at making life more convenient, chindogu have greater disadvantages than [existing] products, so people can’t sell them,” said Kawakami in a 2002 interview with magazine J@pan, Inc. “They’re invention dropouts.”
Rather than always driving to be productive, Kawakami believes there should be a creative category for people who just enjoy solving simple problems with absurd solutions. According to Kawakami, creating something that is “unuseless” (neither useful nor useless) is still meaningful.
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In this 2015 photo, pictures of chindogu are shown at a fashion show in Tokyo.
So, the next time you come up with a silly gadget idea that doesn’t seem very useful, remember that the invention is still worth making.
“In the modern, digital world, everything is so quick,” said Kawakami. He used a digital versus a print dictionary as an example, adding, “With the electronic one, it only takes two seconds to find a word, but it gives us no mental or spiritual satisfaction. Yet if you use your own hands to find it, you can enjoy the process.”